And you see this on Fox News
Or this on CNN
“Warning: Ike may bring ‘certain death'”
Or this on MSNBC
“Flee Hurricane Ike or ‘face certain death,’ officials warn”
Or this on CBS
“Experts: Flee Ike Or ‘Face Certain Death’ ”
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE rest assured that this does not apply to where we are at in Houston. Josh and I are totally safe and we’re going to be perfectly fine. This storm is going to be a disaster – as in, the beach we went to last weekend may not be there anymore after this thing hits – but we’re perfectly safe in Houston. So keep us in your thoughts and prayers, but know that the biggest danger we face is a window breaking because our stupid next door neighbor believes his house is a dumping ground for unwanted construction materials.